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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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