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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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