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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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