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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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