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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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