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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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