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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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