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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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