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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Picard eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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