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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Picard eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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