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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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