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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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