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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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