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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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