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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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