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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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