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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pebbles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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