Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.