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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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