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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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