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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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