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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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