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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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