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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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