Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.