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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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