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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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