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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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