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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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