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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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