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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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