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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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