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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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