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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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