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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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