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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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