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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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