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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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