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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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