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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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