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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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