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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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