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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Misty eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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