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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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