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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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