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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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