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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maggie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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