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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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