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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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