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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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