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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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