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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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