Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.