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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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