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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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