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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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