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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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