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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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