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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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