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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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